The Best Hipster Santa Style

Santa is probably the ultimate hipster, right? With all the ironic showmanship and cultural weight, it’s the perfect fodder for a full-on hipster remake. Let us help you build the ultimate hipster Santa experience from a handlebar mustache to magic gift sack.

Ring in the Holidays: Hipster Santa Style

Let’s take a look at how you can hipster-fy every single part of Santa for the holidays.

Let’s break down each piece of Santa to find out how you can subvert the holiday classic, design a new experience, and build the perfect holiday collection. Here you go – your hipster Santa dream.

Santa: The Man

hipster santa style

Santa’s old look is out, and you’ll definitely want to update that old facial hair and outfit.

Good news! There’s nothing more hipster than a man with excellent facial hair and a penchant for hats and boots.

First things first, update that Santa’s facial hair with a sweet handlebar mustache and groomed beard make for a favorite style of ours.

You’ll need a good mustache wax to get the perfect handlebar curl and a comb to ensure that your facial hair is groomed into the glory of the holiday of the season.

Mustache Wax by Mountaineer Brand (2oz) | All-Natural Beeswax and Plant-Based Oils for Moustache | No Petroleum Chemicals | Original Cedar Fir Scent
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  • ALL-NATURAL MATTERS WHEN IT’S THAT CLOSE! Even the most careful among us get a mouthful of mustache once in a while. Many waxes on the market are petroleum based—that’s...
  • ORIGINAL MOUSTACHE WAX HAS A MILD SCENT OF CEDAR AND FIR NEEDLE WITH A MILD SCENT that doesn't cling all day so it doesn’t interfere with whatever else passes under your...

Next, revamp your boots with a pair of red boots like these and get on with your best-dressed self.

Pair it with a Bobble beanie, and you should be good to go. These red tees and form-fitting, high- end red jeans fulfill the fantasy of a hipper, brooding Santa that has read all the things.

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Lugz Men's Convoy Fashion Boot, Mars Red/Gum, 9.5 D US
  • Padded insole
  • Padded collar and tongue
  • Synthetic upper

Santa: The Gear

hipster santa sleigh

Old Santa has a sleigh and a sack, but hipster Santa rides a bicycle for environmental purposes. This red bicycle from Cycrusher offers the speed to get to all the homes in a single, magical night (almost) and ensures you’ll never be late to your appointments again.

This extra-large day pack from Kaukko offers plenty of space for all your gear with protective device pockets and good organization. It’s weather-resistant for those snowy nights and helps protect against moisture and tearing.

It’s extra-large for packing a few extra presents along with all your tech and daily needs for work or that sweet hike you found out about that totally avoids all the tourists.

KAUKKO Laptop Outdoor Backpack Travel Hiking Camping Rucksack Casual College Daypack Fits 15" (Nred 2pcs)
  • HIGH QUALITY & DURABLE MATERIAL. HIGH QUALITY NYLON LINING makes the backpack soft and comfortable. The rucksack backpack is more high-end with the water-repellent 600D...
  • LARGE CAPACITY & STUFF ARRANGED TIDILY. The dimension of the travel laptop backpack is 18.5"H x 6.69"W x 10.63"L, Capacity: 22L. Laptop compartment fits up to 15.6" Laptop,...
  • NEW FEATURES. Adjustable Drawstring closure at main compartment, which do secure your contents well. Fashionable nylon lining, with red and white vertical stripes. Magnetic...

Santa: The Gifts

This is our favorite part. The ultimate hipster gift guide has everything you and your fellow hipsters want for Christmas or your non-denominational friend giving holiday (Festivus for the rest of us?)

Let’s look.

Beard Goals: TStars Men’s Beard Scale Shirt

Gift for Bearded Men - Beard Scale Men's T-shirt Large Black

The TStars shirt offers your favorite hipster a way to measure his beard growth right on his shirt! It features fun adjectives to appropriately categorize the epic length of your hipster’s beard ending with the “godly” adjective at the very end, of course.

If your bearded gentleman is looking for something to draw attention to the beard, this all-cotton tee is a great choice.

It’s soft, comfortable, and comes in three different colors. Plus, it’s machine washable on a gentle cycle to protect the lettering.

Gift for Bearded Men - Beard Scale Men's T-shirt Large Black
  • Gift for Beard Lovers. Great to Show Off Your Beard. Beard Growth Chart T-Shirt.
  • No shave life apparel. Funny Men's Beard Length tee.
  • Christmas / birthday present for men with beards. Bearded husband, brother, father, fiance, boyfriend, in-law or friend.

Is He Good or Not? – Nicolas Cage Coloring Book

NICOLAS CAGE: AN ADULT COLORING BOOK: A Nicolas Cage Coloring Book for Adults (Scribble Press)

The epic question of the century – Is Nicolas Cage a good actor? We may never know, but your hipster can help color Nic in all of his ironic faced glory.

The adult coloring book features Nicolas Cage’s face on a variety of coloring sheets for a soothing, activity that’s fully ironic.

It was created by an independent artist and is the unofficial biography of the world’s best/worst actor. There are two of each image for double the creativity, and it’s perfect for relaxation.

NICOLAS CAGE: AN ADULT COLORING BOOK: A Nicolas Cage Coloring Book for Adults (Scribble Press)
  • Rankin, Skyler (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 60 Pages - 09/26/2018 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)

The Lomography Dream – Caiul Fujifilm Instax Photo Album

CAIUL Compatible 120 Pockets Mini Photo Album for Fujifilm Instax Mini 7s 8 8+ 9 25 26 50s 70 90 Film, Polaroid PIC-300 Z2300 Film (Red)

For the film hobbyist in your hipster circle, the creativity of Instax film needs to be shared freely.

This photo album allows your photographer to display the many many 7×7 Fujifilm photos or Polaroid instant tiny photos. It also handles a few from Leica.

The album comes in quite a few colors and styles for a fun option that covers a range of different personal styles. It has a high-quality leather cover with space for 120 photos.

There are memo areas next to each photo for captions or little notes about the photos.

It’s the perfect gift for a hipster photographer because the little pockets are the ideal size for such unusual film cameras. They’ll fit wonderfully, and the entire thing is a throwback to the film days of old.

CAIUL Compatible 120 Pockets Mini Photo Album for Fujifilm Instax Mini 7s 8 8+ 9 25 26 50s 70 90 Film, Polaroid PIC-300 Z2300 Film (Red)
  • Unique Design - Compatible with photos taken with Instax Mini 8 8+ 9 70 7s 90 25 26 50s, Instax Share SP-1 SP-2, Polaroid PIC-300 Z2300 Snap Touch, HP Sprocket, Leica Sofort,...
  • Holds 120 films in total, 3 photos per page. Fashionable and classic appearance designed book album, archival and protective
  • Memo area next to each pocket, for making notes and short captions, perfect way to store and present your memories

Embrace Your Inner Cat Lady! – Sleep Wish Cat Fleece Throw

Sleepwish Cat Fleece Throw Blanket Hipster Cats Pattern Sherpa Plush Throw Blanket for Couch Bed Kids Girls Vintage Animal Blanket (60' x 80')

There’s nothing better than a fleece throw unless it’s covered in colorful cats of all breeds. This cat fleece throw is a cuddly reminder of every hipster’s secret wish, to grow up and be a cat lady in the art district.

There are actually quite a few different options for each cat fleece throw. You can choose from photo-realistic cats, a Frida Kahlo inspired cat, Day of the Dead cats, and a host of other fun-loving cartoon characters and black and white silhouettes.

Whatever your cat fan is into, there’s a cat fleece blanket that’s just right.

The blanket itself is 100% polyester, a durable material that’s machine washable and hypoallergenic. It’s easy to care for and shrink resistant.

Plus, it’s big enough to snuggle for two. Officially, it’s 60 inches by 80 inches, which covers a lot.

Sleepwish Cat Fleece Throw Blanket Hipster Cats Pattern Sherpa Plush Throw Blanket for Couch Bed Kids Girls Vintage Animal Blanket (60" x 80")
  • BLANKET SIZE: 60"x80" inches, perfect to use when cold nights watching TV, reading a book on a coach, watching a movie or fireside chats.
  • SOFT & WARM: Reversible super soft printed flannel fleece on one side, plush super warm polyester sherpa on the inside.
  • FABRIC CONTENT: 100% polyester, fine for people with sensitive skin or allergies, also completely resistant to shrinking and wrinkling.

Timeless Throwback – Viable Harvest Men’s Wood Watch

Viable Harvest Men’s Wood Watch, Unique Sundial Design, Natural Bamboo, Genuine Leather and Gift Box (Brown)

This stylish watch uses low-fi materials with warm finishes. It has a wooden casing and a leather band.

It has etched sundial style facing with compass directions and a cool second-hand count.

The watch uses a bamboo wood, which is the eco-friendliest option for recyclable materials. The Japanese quartz movement is reliable and accurate, offering a decidedly modern timepiece wrapped in a traditional casing.

The genuine leather strap is a soft addition to the watch, and it adjusts to fit most wrists. It’s secure, comfortable, and quite the conversation piece.

Viable Harvest Men’s Wood Watch, Unique Sundial Design, Natural Bamboo, Genuine Leather and Gift Box (Brown)
  • Perfect gift for yourself or for that special someone. It’s casual enough for every day wear, but looks great with business attire. Want to stand out at the office? This...
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  • Unique sundial design. With a throwback to ancient times, we’ve upped the cool factor but with a modern flair.

Start Them Early – Hipster Baby Outfit

Newborn Baby Boy Clothes Hipster Bowtie Strap Short Sleeve Bodysuit +Moustache Pants+Hat 3Pcs Outfits Set (B-Grey, 6-12months)

Mustaches, beanies, and bowties – there’s nothing this little outfit leaves out except the suspenders.

Oh, wait. It has those too.

These are a full outfit meant for the babies of hipsters, made with the softest materials and sweetest sentiments.

It features a mustache patterned set of pants and beanie with plenty of mustache styles all hipsters love. Think handlebar, the English, and the double pencil.

The shirt has a bowtie decal with suspenders printed on the front and an arrow decal.

It uses cotton material that’s easily washable with a simple, comfortable button on the bottom for the onesie and simple pants. It’s stylish and comes in a variety of sizes from 3-6 months to 12-18 months.

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Newborn Baby Boy Clothes Hipster Bowtie Strap Short Sleeve Bodysuit +Moustache Pants+Hat 3Pcs Outfits Set (B-Grey, 6-12months)
  • Skin-friendly:Cotton Blend Material, Soft and Breathable
  • Baby boys cute funny letters printed "Little Man"or"New to the crew" romper tops with moustache printed legging pants and hat outfits set
  • High quality materials,Soft hand feeling, no any harm to your baby's skin,Stylish and fashion design make your baby more handsome

For the Truly Fashion Forward – Ahegao Men’s Romper

Dinosaur Overalls Jumpsuit for Men Male 3D Animal Printed Sloth Novelty Lighting Nebula Galaxy Sky Hipster Retro Rompers 80s Boys Short Sleeve Zipper Hawaiian Beach Tracksuits Pants L

A men’s romper is only for master level Hipsters, and this set comes in a variety of patterns designed to start a conversation. The half zip short-sleeved romper is a shorts style with comfortable material and patterns that scream irony.

Want the US Flag? You’ve got it.

Classic ironic motifs like flames or eighties print? That’s here too.

A sloth riding a T Rex shooting lasers from its eyes? That’s a solid yes.

There’s even a print that leaves your favorite hipster naked with body hair. So hilarious.

The romper is a slim fit but does fit a variety of waist types. It has an elastic waistband and two deep pockets so that you can store everything you need while on the go.

Dinosaur Overalls Jumpsuit for Men Male 3D Animal Printed Sloth Novelty Lighting Nebula Galaxy Sky Hipster Retro Rompers 80s Boys Short Sleeve Zipper Hawaiian Beach Tracksuits Pants L
  • Cotton 25% Polyamide 25% Spandex 50%.
  • A zipper fly to let your trouser snake free at a moments notice.
  • Romper feature: 3d printing, slim fit, grandad collar, short sleeve & zip up tops blouse, elastic waistband that comfortably fits waists of all sizes, knee length short...

Everyone Can Have a Beard – Beard Head Stubble Beanie

BEARD HEAD Stubble Cruiser Beanie, Black, One Size

Give a nod to the ubiquitous beard/beanie combination so prevalent in hipster culture with our final hipster gift. Men and women alike can enjoy this novelty beanie that features a fun knit cap with a detachable knit beard.

It’s 100% acrylic, which is easy to clean and comfortable to wear. Velcro attaches the beard when your hipster wants to wear it for effect, but it’s simple to remove the beard for everyday wear.

Beard head is the original beard beanie and offers plenty of styles with lots of fun and novelty. If your hipster has always wanted to grow a beard and can’t for some reason, this could be a fun option.

BEARD HEAD Stubble Cruiser Beanie, Black, One Size
  • Adjustable/Removable beard for perfect placement
  • Incognito beard
  • Civilized beard

Reinventing Santa for Hipsters

Santa is a classic cultural experience and ripe for subversion for the hipster aesthetic. Whether you’re updating Santa’s look for a new generation or you need suitable gifts for your hipster friends, our comprehensive hipster Santa list is perfect.

The gifts should be hipster slam dunks, and it can completely reinvent how Santa looks with a stylish beard and plenty of hipster gear.

This list covers a variety of hipster types from men to women to parents and offers a unique take on gift-giving within hipster culture.

Take Santa back from corporate culture and offer your own unique take on Santa and his legacy. These gifts are great for the holidays or any occasion and should establish you as the official hipster holiday cheer-bringer.

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