The Best Hipster Santa Style

Santa is probably the ultimate hipster, right? With all the ironic showmanship and cultural weight, it’s the perfect fodder for a full-on hipster remake. Let us help you build the ultimate hipster Santa experience from a handlebar mustache to magic gift sack.

Ring in the Holidays: Hipster Santa Style

Let’s take a look at how you can hipster-fy every single part of Santa for the holidays.

Let’s break down each piece of Santa to find out how you can subvert the holiday classic, design a new experience, and build the perfect holiday collection. Here you go - your hipster Santa dream.

Santa: The Man

hipster santa style

Good news! There’s nothing more hipster than a man with excellent facial hair and a penchant for hats and boots.

First things first, update that Santa's facial hair with a sweet handlebar mustache and groomed beard make for a favorite style of ours.

You’ll need a good mustache wax to get the perfect handlebar curl and a comb to ensure that your facial hair is groomed into the glory of the holiday of the season.

Mustache Wax

mustache wax by mountaineer brand

Original moustache wax has a mild scent of cedar and fir needle with a mild scent that doesn't cling all day so it doesn’t interfere with whatever else passes under your nose on a daily basis.

Next, revamp your boots with a pair of red boots like these and get on with your best-dressed self.

Pair it with a Bobble beanie, and you should be good to go. These red tees and form-fitting, high- end red jeans fulfill the fantasy of a hipper, brooding Santa that has read all the things.

Lugz Convoy Fashion Boot

lugz convoy fashion boot

Make a statement about who you are and where you’re going with the men’s Convoy boot. Durable and secure with a padded collar and tongue for added comfort, look great and feel even better with these classic 6 inch boots.

Santa: The Gear

hipster santa sleigh

Old Santa has a sleigh and a sack, but hipster Santa rides a bicycle for environmental purposes. This red bicycle from Cycrusher offers the speed to get to all the homes in a single, magical night (almost) and ensures you’ll never be late to your appointments again.

This extra-large day pack from Kaukko offers plenty of space for all your gear with protective device pockets and good organization. It’s weather-resistant for those snowy nights and helps protect against moisture and tearing.

It’s extra-large for packing a few extra presents along with all your tech and daily needs for work or that sweet hike you found out about that totally avoids all the tourists.

Rucksack Backpack

travel laptop rucksack backpack

The rucksack backpack is more high-end with the water-repellent 600D polyester fabric, durable and easy to clean. The contoured shoulder straps and back side comes with protective air mesh padded design, easy and comfortable to carry throughout all day.

Santa: The Gifts

This is our favorite part. The ultimate hipster gift guide has everything you and your fellow hipsters want for Christmas or your non-denominational friend giving holiday (Festivus for the rest of us?)

Let’s look.

BEARD GOALS: TSTARS MEN’S BEARD SCALE SHIRT

The TStars shirt offers your favorite hipster a way to measure his beard growth right on his shirt! It features fun adjectives to appropriately categorize the epic length of your hipster’s beard ending with the “godly” adjective at the very end, of course.

If your bearded gentleman is looking for something to draw attention to the beard, this all-cotton tee is a great choice.

It’s soft, comfortable, and comes in three different colors. Plus, it’s machine washable on a gentle cycle to protect the lettering.

Tstars Men's Beard Scale Shirt

tstars men's beard scale shirt

This beard growth shirt for men is a great gift idea for birthday, no shave November and as a Christmas gift.

IS HE GOOD OR NOT? – NICOLAS CAGE COLORING BOOK

The epic question of the century - Is Nicolas Cage a good actor? We may never know, but your hipster can help color Nic in all of his ironic faced glory.

The adult coloring book features Nicolas Cage’s face on a variety of coloring sheets for a soothing, activity that’s fully ironic.

It was created by an independent artist and is the unofficial biography of the world's best/worst actor. There are two of each image for double the creativity, and it’s perfect for relaxation.

Nicolas Cage Coloring Book

nicolas cage coloring book

An awesome unofficial Nicolas Cage-inspired, biographical coloring book perfect for relaxation and stress relief.

THE LOMOGRAPHY DREAM – CAIUL FUJIFILM INSTAX PHOTO ALBUM

For the film hobbyist in your hipster circle, the creativity of Instax film needs to be shared freely.

This photo album allows your photographer to display the many many 7x7 Fujifilm photos or Polaroid instant tiny photos. It also handles a few from Leica.

The album comes in quite a few colors and styles for a fun option that covers a range of different personal styles. It has a high-quality leather cover with space for 120 photos.

There are memo areas next to each photo for captions or little notes about the photos.

It’s the perfect gift for a hipster photographer because the little pockets are the ideal size for such unusual film cameras. They’ll fit wonderfully, and the entire thing is a throwback to the film days of old.

CAIUL Fujifilm Instax Photo Album

caiul fujifilm instax photo album

High quality pull-up leather cover, inner paper cards and optically clear PP pockets make this book album safe and reliable.

EMBRACE YOUR INNER CAT LADY! – SLEEP WISH CAT FLEECE THROW

There’s nothing better than a fleece throw unless it’s covered in colorful cats of all breeds. This cat fleece throw is a cuddly reminder of every hipster’s secret wish, to grow up and be a cat lady in the art district.

There are actually quite a few different options for each cat fleece throw. You can choose from photo-realistic cats, a Frida Kahlo inspired cat, Day of the Dead cats, and a host of other fun-loving cartoon characters and black and white silhouettes.

Whatever your cat fan is into, there’s a cat fleece blanket that’s just right.

The blanket itself is 100% polyester, a durable material that’s machine washable and hypoallergenic. It’s easy to care for and shrink resistant.

Plus, it’s big enough to snuggle for two. Officially, it’s 60 inches by 80 inches, which covers a lot.

Sleep Wish Cat Fleece Throw

sleep wish cat fleece throw

Reversible super soft printed flannel fleece on one side, plush super warm polyester sherpa on the inside. 100% polyester, fine for people with sensitive skin or allergies, also completely resistant to shrinking and wrinkling.

TIMELESS THROWBACK – VIABLE HARVEST MEN’S WOOD WATCH

This stylish watch uses low-fi materials with warm finishes. It has a wooden casing and a leather band.

It has etched sundial style facing with compass directions and a cool second-hand count.

The watch uses a bamboo wood, which is the eco-friendliest option for recyclable materials. The Japanese quartz movement is reliable and accurate, offering a decidedly modern timepiece wrapped in a traditional casing.

The genuine leather strap is a soft addition to the watch, and it adjusts to fit most wrists. It’s secure, comfortable, and quite the conversation piece.

Viable Harvest Men's Wood Watch

viable harvest men's wood watch

Unique sundial design with a throwback to ancient times, upped the cool factor but with a modern flair. Perfect gift for yourself or for that special someone.

START THEM EARLY – HIPSTER BABY OUTFIT

Mustaches, beanies, and bowties - there’s nothing this little outfit leaves out except the suspenders.

Oh, wait. It has those too.

These are a full outfit meant for the babies of hipsters, made with the softest materials and sweetest sentiments.

It features a mustache patterned set of pants and beanie with plenty of mustache styles all hipsters love. Think handlebar, the English, and the double pencil.

The shirt has a bowtie decal with suspenders printed on the front and an arrow decal.

It uses cotton material that’s easily washable with a simple, comfortable button on the bottom for the onesie and simple pants. It’s stylish and comes in a variety of sizes from 3-6 months to 12-18 months.

Bilison Baby Outfit

bilison baby outfit

High quality materials, soft hand feeling, no any harm to your baby's skin. Stylish and fashion design make your baby more handsome.

FOR THE TRULY FASHION FORWARD – AHEGAO MEN’S ROMPER

A men’s romper is only for master level Hipsters, and this set comes in a variety of patterns designed to start a conversation. The half zip short-sleeved romper is a shorts style with comfortable material and patterns that scream irony.

Want the US Flag? You’ve got it.

Classic ironic motifs like flames or eighties print? That’s here too.

A sloth riding a T Rex shooting lasers from its eyes? That’s a solid yes.

There’s even a print that leaves your favorite hipster naked with body hair. So hilarious.

The romper is a slim fit but does fit a variety of waist types. It has an elastic waistband and two deep pockets so that you can store everything you need while on the go.

Ahegao Men's Romper

ahegao men's romper

Comfy classical crewneck, smoother zipper form neck to crotch. High-quality zipper closure, easy to put on and off your romper. Two side pockets are convenient to carry small items with you.

EVERYONE CAN HAVE A BEARD – BEARD HEAD STUBBLE BEANIE

Give a nod to the ubiquitous beard/beanie combination so prevalent in hipster culture with our final hipster gift. Men and women alike can enjoy this novelty beanie that features a fun knit cap with a detachable knit beard.

It’s 100% acrylic, which is easy to clean and comfortable to wear. Velcro attaches the beard when your hipster wants to wear it for effect, but it’s simple to remove the beard for everyday wear.

Beard head is the original beard beanie and offers plenty of styles with lots of fun and novelty. If your hipster has always wanted to grow a beard and can’t for some reason, this could be a fun option.

Beard Head Stubble Beanie

beard head stubble beanie

This beanie is made from 100% acrylic with adjustable/removable beard feature for perfect placement.

Reinventing Santa for Hipsters

Santa is a classic cultural experience and ripe for subversion for the hipster aesthetic. Whether you’re updating Santa’s look for a new generation or you need suitable gifts for your hipster friends, our comprehensive hipster Santa list is perfect.

The gifts should be hipster slam dunks, and it can completely reinvent how Santa looks with a stylish beard and plenty of hipster gear.

This list covers a variety of hipster types from men to women to parents and offers a unique take on gift-giving within hipster culture.

Take Santa back from corporate culture and offer your own unique take on Santa and his legacy. These gifts are great for the holidays or any occasion and should establish you as the official hipster holiday cheer-bringer.

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