About

What is going on here then?
Fans of information nutshells can view a condensed overview of the service in the Hipstery Manifesto.

Who is behind the Hipstery?
The Hipstery is run by a team of world renowned t-shirt scientists, from a secret bunker. With over 10 years experience in the t-shirt industry we combine our knowledge, contacts and superior style to create the Hipstery. Pioneers of an innovative style algorithm technology, it’s this revolutionary technique that an earth shatteringly good tee is sent to the right Hipstery customer every time – guaranteed! Quite Magnificent.

Need more? Fact, rumour and exaggeration all romp lovingly together in our Meet the Team page.

Where are the shirts shipped from?
If we revealed that it would be an ineffectual secret bunker. However, the shirts are routed first from our dwelling to a posting center in Leipzig, Germany. You can expect to receive them within 7 days if you are in Europe, sooner if the gods of good fortune smile down upon you. We will post your shirt within 24hrs on weekdays.

What is this about scientific selection processes?
Science has discovered it. You can benefit from it! Hipstery’s style technology is secret but involves a rigorous t-shirt screening system with maps, charts, mathematics and optimism – combined with vital data you provide us (we’ll ask you questions during the checkout process) and ensures you receive a t-shirt that you’ll want to wear forever, or at least until people refuse to sit next to you on bus.

Are you shirts vintage or second-hand?
Is your mother a virgin? No! Our shirts are new, new like those mobile telephonic device you use to harass people you think like you.

Where do you get your t-shirts from?
We hand pick these cotton pleasure canvases from across the entire world and have them shipped to Europe – the continent of winners.

Each t-shirt is the absolute finest of its class, approved by us to deliver maximum style to the wearer. While we don’t reveal all the brands we have approved for inclusion in the Hipstery’s mystery wardrobe we are proud to be purveyors of selected standout shirts from well known sites like Teefury, Uneetee, Threadless, Teextile, Design By Humans among many smaller brands.

So I can get Hipstery t-shirts from their original producer then?
Does the Pope shit in the woods? Of course not (well usually).

We specialize in rare shirts unavailable elsewhere, often they were available for just one day, or one week or for a limited number of designs. While they may be reprinted by their original provider, at the time that we send it to you, the shirt is usually unavailable elsewhere (you can inform us how important this is to you during the checkout quiz), or part of a limited run not to be reprinted. So they are rarer than sunny days in England.

I have a t-shirt store and I’d like to supply the Hipstery.
Phenomenal. Get in touch. The pro’s of working with us:

1. We are not competition! The customer can never specify the store they want the shirt to come from. So we are not an alternative place to buy your shirts, just to buy a shirt, which might be one of your shirts, but while subtle, this is a critical difference.
2. Promotion on our website and in our featured stores rotation area, in the sample shirts page if you would like we will actively promote and link to your store.
3. Each customer received an invoice which a special area telling them about the store their shirt comes from, including its logo, link and a paragraph about what makes it special.

I’m want to get a shirt for a friend, but I’m too lazy to answer your gift survey, do you have gift vouchers?

Ah one of those friends huh? They borrow your favourite goat and forget to return it, they make crude jokes about your the girth of your ladyfriend? Yes, we know these friends. We’ve a minimal effort solution that we call the Hipstery E-Mail Gift Voucher. Fun for them, simple for you. They can experience the Hipstery’s unique brand of mystery for themselves. It grants them one free shirt with delivery to their door. You’ll find it below the shirt sizes in the product drop-down.

I don’t like my Hipstery t-shirt can I return it?
Can the Fonze dance? Yes, of course.

If you don’t like your Hipstery tee you are clearly a fool. Look at it again, properly this time, lift it up, up higher, up to the light, open your tiny eyes and look at it! Put it on, model it in an impromptu fashion show for your loved ones. Like it now, simpleton?

No? Well we would rather you a happy fool, than a sad fool so as long as it’s in perfect condition we will allow you to return it back to our secret bunker. Because we’re gluttons for punishment, we’ll replace it for free. It’s our 1000% satisfaction guaranteed. 1, because you get 1 replacement shirt, 000 because we aren’t very good at maths.

If I don’t like that replacement can I get another replacement?
Firstly, our condolences on your continued bad taste. Secondly, what do you think today is, your birthday? No, but you can have a full refund as long as the shirts are unworn and in perfect condition.

How much is shipping?

Germany – €3.50 – flat fee

Europe – €4 flat fee

Rest of the world – €7 flat fee.

Dimension X – €12 flat fee.