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Dig around find out a little more about our Mystery Machine.

Manifesto

Manifesto

Select the image on the right and you'll find our world view, nutshelled.

FAQ

Questions, questions, questions. Here are your most asked. We've many of our own like - Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube? Why are Mondays so shitty? So many questions, such little time.

FAQ

Who is behind the Hipstery?

The Hipstery is run by a team of world renowned t-shirt scientists, from a secret bunker. With over 10 years experience in the t-shirt industry we combine our knowledge, contacts and superior style to create the Hipstery. Pioneers of an innovative style algorithm technology, it’s this revolutionary technique that an earth shatteringly good tee is sent to the right Hipstery customer every time – guaranteed! Quite Magnificent.

Need more? Fact, rumour and exaggeration all romp lovingly together in our Meet the Team page

FAQ

What is this about scientific selection processes?

Science has discovered it. You can benefit from it! Hipstery’s style technology is secret but involves a rigorous t-shirt screening system with maps, charts, mathematics and optimism - combined with vital data you provide us (we’ll ask you questions during the checkout process) and ensures you receive a t-shirt that you’ll want to wear forever, or at least until people refuse to sit next to you on bus.

FAQ

Where are your t-shirts from?

We hand pick these cotton pleasure canvases from across the entire world and have them shipped to Europe – the continent of winners.

Each t-shirt is the absolute finest of its class, approved by us to deliver maximum style to the wearer. While we don’t reveal all the brands we have approved for inclusion in the Hipstery’s mystery wardrobe we are proud to be purveyors of selected standout shirts from well known sites like Teefury, Uneetee, Threadless, Design By Humans, Tilteed among many smaller brands. You can find many brands in this T-shirt Directory

FAQ

So I can get Hipstery t-shirts from their original producer then?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Of course not (well usually).

We specialize in rare shirts unavailable elsewhere, often they were available for just one day, or one week or for a limited number of designs. While they may be reprinted by their original provider, at the time that we send it to you, the shirt is usually unavailable elsewhere (you can inform us how important this is to you during the checkout quiz), or part of a limited run not to be reprinted. So they are rarer than sunny days in England.

FAQ

Do you have a Size Chart?

Ah, you wish to enquire where in the scale of our size chart your physical blessings would best reside? No problem. Well, slight problem. Since we carry many different brands and shirts exact sizes vary. We usually group them using Continental Clothing as a base (our most populous blank t-shirt).

- For Men
- For Women

FAQ

How much is shipping?

Germany = €4 flat fee.
Europe/Rest of World = €5 flat fee.
Dimension X = €7 flat fee.

FAQ

You sell gift vouchers?

Your powers of perception astound. One of those friends huh? They borrow your favourite goat and forget to return it, they make crude jokes about your the girth of your ladyfriend? Yes, we know these friends.

We have a minimal effort solution that we call the Hipstery E-Mail Gift Voucher. Fun for them, simple for you.The voucher is a pdf, sent to whichever email address you enter on the checkout page. It'll invite them to visit us here, enter a special code granting them one free Hipstery experience including shipping (whichever you choose) right to their door (assuming they live behind a door, that part is inessential).

FAQ

How can I acquire a gift voucher?

1. From Hipstery.com homepage, click "A Comrade".
2. Select which of our 3 product options you would like an "e-voucher" for.
3. If you select the €25 or €30 package you'll get to customise the voucher with your own message. Enter it.
4. Enter their shipping region (you pay their shipping when you order the voucher, so they have nothing to pay when they redeem it)
4. Enter your email address and provide the required financial clout.

A beautiful Hipstery Gift Voucher pdf containing the all important gift code will be sent immediately to your electronic mailbox. Print it or forward it to your beloved.

FAQ

How can I redeem a gift voucher?

1. From the homepage select "Gift Voucher To Redeem?".
2. Enter code contained on pdf voucher.
3. Take survey, select size, enter address, get shirt. Totally kostenlos.
4. Profit.

FAQ

I DON’T LIKE MY HIPSTERY T-SHIRT CAN I RETURN IT?

Can the Fonze dance? Yes, of course.

If you don’t like your Hipstery tee you are clearly a fool. Look at it again, properly this time, lift it up, up higher, up to the light, open your tiny eyes and look at it! Put it on, model it in an impromptu fashion show for your loved ones. Like it now, simpleton?

No? Well we would rather you a happy fool, than a sad fool so as long as it’s in perfect condition we will allow you to return it back to our secret bunker. Because we’re gluttons for punishment, we’ll replace it for free. It’s our 1000% satisfaction guaranteed. 1, because you get 1 replacement shirt, 000 because we aren’t very good at maths.

FAQ

What's the Propaganda Klub?

The Hipstery supports sharing through its Propaganda Klub. Every customer has a unique link created for them. Find yours here. If you enjoyed your Hipstery experience you can go bang our drum a little amongst your comrades. If they order via your unique link you will earn 200 Propaganda Peso's (worth €2, each point is worth €0.01). You can redeem these against future orders.

But the good times don't stop rolling there with our Christmas Special!!! When your friend comes to the site via your link they'll see a message informing them that if they order a Hipstery mystery experience in the next 24hrs they'll also save €2! Just for knowing you! Which no doubt they were already really glad about. Now they'll be extra glad, in a financial way. They'll probably hug and kiss you next time you meet.

FAQ

I want to feature the Hipstery!

Tremendous and our congratulations on your excellent taste. We are regularly in cahoots with the press on features to entertain the masses. Interview requests, giveaways, cooperation's and affiliate relationships are all possible if your target audience aligns with our own.

Press kit with high-res photography and background information is available here - Press Kit

For all else, we will respond nimbly if you use the - Contact Form.

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