After the troops staged a mini revolt we doubled our prize bounty for this week, where we’ll now give away two shirts.
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Contest one was our “tell us an obscure fact about your (desired) partner”. There Niek informed us that devil women are attracted to men with fashionable t-shirts (our all male scientist team can concur). Also that Marc’s ladyfriend can’t be around styrofoam, which it turned our was nearly the same for all of us, nasty stuff. We learnt not to mess with Lydia, who’s boyfriends dad designs weapon targeting systems, although they are probably no threat to the heightened security here in our secret bunker. Jack enlightened us that Hamsters and Guinea Pigs are “COMPLETELY different species of rodent!” courtesy of his small and furry loving girlfriend (a guinea pig jumper?!?! Sounds like a job for the fashion police). Those funny weirdo’s at Hello You Creatives told us that their idea of a good weekend is getting into the filth with a small army of Russian Cleaners. There were also Chess champions, showering Werewolves and braided hair. Thanks to all who took part, it was by far the most entertaining responses to a challenge we ever received.
The winner after long debate was David Hayward who informed that our favourite chocolate company Cadbury’s employs not only tasters (now that’s a job, currently his girlfriends mums so don’t get any ideas) but also makes a special chocolate bar only for the Queen! The sheet audacity of the woman having her own Cadbury’s chocolate was such a shocking revelation, that well, we’ve never quite recovered from it. Who does she think she is? Anyway, that’s a whole separate debate, David you are the winner and you can expect your gift voucher anyday now.
To win our second contest you just had to guess the amount the first person donated for their outcast shirt. This was a not unreasonable €7. Lydia got this smack bang on the nose early on and so is the second contest winner, congrats. An average of all your entries was €9.20, a little too optimistic but we appreciate your faith in our shirts and the generosity of our patrons 
Lastly we’ve exciting news the Hipstery is relocating to a new secret bunker in the heart of Berlin. Not because it’s a “cool city”, a favourite of skinny poor artist hipsters in American Apparel gold spandex. Nothing to do with that. It just makes more sense logistically (more of the team will be based there), and we’ve outgrown our Leipzig hideout – its time to try our luck in a new city. As a result of us spending more time in Berlin scouting locations orders will be a little slower to ship, emails a little slower to be answered in the next few weeks. Not majorly, but we’re just warning you.
