This is another edition of our Facebook Fan Friday (FFF) series – our latest winner is David Hayward. And since it has become a habit to exchange information for a gift voucher, read our latest interview. Well maybe, it’s rather a dialogue but we can still learn about Dave and what he would cook us for dinner:

1. How did you find out about our mystery service?

Dave Hayward: To be truthful I would have to say that I can’t quite remember how I found out about your services, maybe they found me?

2. How many times did you order now? What was your favourite shirt that we picked for you?

Dave Hayward: I have ordered twice from you fine folks now, one regular and one Outcast shirt. Ironically I liked the Outcast even more than the regular! Which moronic neanderthals returned it in the first place?

3. Thank you, we wouldn’t have expected anything else. When I was younger I wanted to be a train driver. I thought it must be very glamorous to be a train driver. You get to go to exotic places like Mannheim, and wear a hat! I also imagined you’d get a sweet discount from the trolley lady. Now they rarely have trolley ladies and I think sometimes they are not even ladies now, or they got uglier, like men. I bet you don’t even get to wear a hat anymore, but you can probably still go to Mannheim. What did you dream of becoming when you ‘grew up’?

Dave Hayward: When I was of the child persuasion I always fancied myself as a butcher. Maybe it was all the large utensils or the smell of freshly chopped meat, but either way I thought those guys were badass.

4. I recently watched the movie The Road. Absolutely nothing interesting or positive happens in The Road, its one big long depression in movie format. Don’t watch it. I realise that is more of a tip than a question, and so I’ll add a little twist here at the end of this sentence (something that would have made a nice addition to the yawn fest they call The Road), what movie would you suggest I avoid?

Dave Hayward: I quite enjoyed the Road actually, I thought it rather refreshing that there was not the usual hollywood twist of “But they all lived happilly ever after”. The only film I would warn you and everyone else to avoid is the film “Dragon Wars”. Just stay away from it.

5. I’m coming to your house for dinner. No really I am, I googled you and now I know where you live. I’m going to come over and not take off my shoes and then lay on your couch and fart loudly and blame it on your dog. Then i’ll want feeding. What will you cook me?

Dave Hayward: Well now that you’ve given me enough warning, I’ll probably whip up a beef stew with dumplings and a Marble cake (made by the little lady no less) for dessert. How does that sound?

Very delicious. Thank you very much, Mister Hayward.