Ah Germany, the home of the Hipstery, unnecessarily depressing Supermarkets, unnecessarily impressive transport, planned spontaneity and entrepreneurial vision….
Quite the shining star in the German entrepreneurship heaven was Cargolifter. As you may be aware, heavy lifting airships (Zeppelins) of this nature are a wonder of modern delusion invention, extremely energy efficient and far less harmful to the environment than airplane transportation. Unfortunately the environment is extremely bad for it, any more than a strong wind and you, the Zepplin and the ground may form an aggressive sandwich.
Which is convenient as long time fans of Zepplins, we’ve been toiling away in the backgarden on our own Hipstery Zeppelin. After many hours of planning, scheming, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, trying to remember why we were in garden, remembering, planning and scheming – the Hiplin is ready for its maiden flight. We and qualified climatic researchers are confident that weather conditions over Germany in the next week, will be perfect for us to fly across Deutschland and deliver our Hipstery shirts.
Its such an efficient form of transport, we’re not even going to charge you a cent for it. Yep free shipping all week for our Germany dwelling customers. All aboard the Hiplin! You don’t need a code, as long as your address and country are Germany, the shipping will show as free in the cart.
