Hipstery Journal

14 days in, lets review

Okay class, we’re 14days into our little mystery fashion experiment and an eye opener its been. Lets review…..

1. Guys S now unavailable

Sold Out - Cans Festival 08
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We’ve been a little surprised by the voracity with which you’ve been hitting our Add to Cart button. Pleasantly surprised. So surprised stocks of Mens S have become depleted.

Worry not Hipsterians – we’ve been acquiring tons of devastating, tearworthy cotton pleasure canvases to refill the Hipstery vaults, so they’ll be available again very soon, by the end of the week. Obviously we’ve not sold out, we can’t wait until the last one is sold before we deactivate the size. But we need to have a core of shirts to make sure we’ve enough breadth to find something that matches your every whim and desire.

2. We need to diet, you do not.

Getting wet
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Three out of the four Hipstery team members stand wide and tall, like particularly proud trees. It’s possible our girth biased slightly the acquisition of our t-shirts, as you seem to be a little more diminutive in stature. As a result we have way more L and XL left, and less S and M than we would have imagined. Damn you skinny people! Become better acquainted with your sofa and microwave, we assure you they offer a love far deeper than anything vegetables, Nike+ and a long life ever could.

3. You have embraced us

Fahk You
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Your kind words and optimism humble us to the core. Until we brush off our dusty laziness and construct a proper testimonials page, here is a link dump of places you can go to read about people who took the plunge and experienced what the Hipstery has to offer.

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German –

4. We added three new brands

We’re talking to many more, but this week we added three new stores shirts to the vaults

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into the vaults. Stay tuned for more updates in the next few days, thank you all for embracing us so quickly and forcefully to your ample bosoms!

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